The One that Makes you Scream

You know this person. Most people have at least one in their lives. It's the way they say that word or do that thing that just makes you fume. You try to be nice, before you see them you mentally prepare yourself to take a deep breath, relax and then respond. It never works. You want to dig your nails into your own skin, you want to throw sharp things at the annoying one, you want to scream bloody murder and hope that the vibrations this creates will set his brain in order and he will not be this annoying, he will not say and do stupid things.

Well, that doesn't happen. What happens is, you tell him he's stupid and annoying and should never speak and then you feel bad, not so much for hurting his feelings but for not being able to control yours. You get annoyed at yourself for letting him get to you like that. The truth is that he is a nice, intelligent, well meaning person...but he says the stupidest and the most aggravating things you can imagine. And you know that you should be able to deal with that without blowing up, but you just can't help it and that maybe even more annoying than he is.

Like if you agree

I think that this phrase beats "First" as the most annoying thing you can read in a youtube comment. Don't tell me what you do you stupid commenter person. If I like it then I'll "Like" it ok?

Romper Room.

So the other day I saw a cute little romper at the mall, I was going to get it but decided against it because it's not very versatile. So back at home I was thinking about it and wondering if I should go back and get it and then it dawned on me....how does one use the bathroom in that thing? You would literally take it all off just to have a pee. That cannot be easy, or fun, or comfortable. I can't imagine just sitting topless on a toilet-somebody else's too because if you're wearing that you're likely to be out. OK so you might be wearing a bra underneath but still.

Crumble

It wasn't always like this, we had good times. Now there are worlds between us and we don't know the area codes. You disappeared slowly but so surely. With every day a part of you gone. You couldn't recognize me because you looked at me with strangers eyes. So it's over and that's sad. At least I can remember the good times we had.

It's not worth the price.

If you have to ask someone to change, to tell you they love you, to bring wine to dinner, to call you when they land, you can't afford to be with them.- Sloane Crosley

Bitter and Angry

How do you act not bitter and angry when you are bitter and angry?

I don't want to be that person. I don't want to get annoyed at the slightest things but I am. How do I get over that?

Perfection

This is my favorite picture in the world right now. Everything about it is perfect.