Just like heaven

Show me how you do that trick, the one that makes me scream, he said,

the one that makes me laugh, he said, and threw his arms around my neck,

show me how you do it and

I promise you, I promise that I'll run away with you, I'll run away with you...

.... You're just like a dream, you're just like a dream...

....You, Just like Heaven.

What's in my purse?

Who cares? Why?

I do not know the answer to that question but I do know that I absolutely love watching those videos. I can spend hours watching some ditsy girl take out her hair brush and phone out of her purse and give me more information about those items than I would ever need or care for. Sadly, I have seen so many of those videos that the only ones left are hosted by over-made up-Maxim-model-wannabes with no soul or personality or little 13 year old that like totally doesn't remember where she like got that bobby pin from or like has like this totally cool story that she remembered when she saw one of the items in her purse but like she can't tell it because it was like totally one of those you had to be there moments but it was really funny.

Recently, when I was searching for some of these peculiarly interesting videos I noticed that about half of the results had thumbnails with girls looking into space. This made me happy. Sure you can have thousands of people watch you unpack the contents of your purse, but can carry a thought without having to strenuously think about the correct word every five seconds? No? of course you can't, you have a cute purse, lots of make up and rich parents why would you even need to learn more than a hundred words in your lifetime? That's like totally umm...*looks into space*...unnecessary!

Billy Ray

So... Billy Ray Cyrus called off his divorce and now is saying that he and his daughter have a great relationship? I'm sorry, he's married to his daughter?!?! Well he obviously isn't but why does his relationship with his child have any sort of bearing on his marriage? That is creepy. Since when do issues between one parent and a child are what causes divorce (not counting abuse etc etc)? Parents should not be allowed to cash in on their kids' fame money, because when mommy and daddy say "You're grounded" the child can say "You're evicted" and that is just messed up.

Chris Brown

Dear Chris Brown,

You effed up, big time. What you did that february, wasn't just a small stupid "thing" that happened. It was serious. Sure, you are young and hormonal and high strung and sometimes people your age do really stupid things they later regret and it doesn't mean that that one action should define what sort of person they will become in the futre, but this doesn't mean that people will just forget it and move on. Women have been killed by abusive mates. So as you see, this is a serious issue that envokes really strong feelings from people. You are the one that needs to get over it. Can you apologize for it enough? No, no you cannot, you should be thankful for every chance you get to apologize. This isn't just about your ex gf anymore, this is also about all female victims of abuse. You are the one that fucked up, you are the one that did something very very wrong and you are the one that is dealing with this
in the most immature way possible. You need to sit there, answer some questions (even if your answer is "I really don't want to talk about this anymore, I made a big mistake and I am trying to move on") Smashing a window only shows us that you really don't know how to deal with your anger, and although it doesn't necessairly indicate that you will beat up another woman, but you probably will do a lot more very stupid things in the future and your "I'm still young" excuse is a little past expiry date.

Firth

Firth should be a word. I like to say it. I mean I know that it is a word meaning shore or something like that and it's also a last name of an actor but it should mean something like passion/strength. It should be like hope and faith...and firth. *nods*

I wanna kiss a girl

Well... I don't. I am a girl, and I don't swing that way. I also don't do cliches. But thanks to Keith Urban I walk around saying that I do. I really don't like it when really catchy songs have lyrics that aren't really appropriate for everyone to sing, there should be a law regarding this. Thou shalt only make songs with a universal narrator catchy. Yeah! OK, so someone get on that, because I wanna kiss a girl.

The Bucket was Broken but the Water was Pure

...

Sharing

Why do people feel the need to share their love stories in the comments of a song that talks about something similar to what happened to them? I think it is the funniest thing to read "people always say we should be a couple, and we laugh it off, what he doesn't know is that I wish we were" or "I was listening to this song with my friend once and he asked me if i ever felt like this and i blushed and he kissed me and we've been together ever since". I would definitely call myself a romantic, I enjoy cheesy and sappy movies and stories and songs but for some reason I think it's just so ridiculous to read people commenting about how their little hearts relate to the song. It sort of makes me want to say "I don't care about your love life".

What to do?

The devastation in Japan is horrible. It is so sad what is happening there. I live thousands of miles away. So what am I to do. Of course there is donating money to the red cross, but besides that. Life elsewhere cannot stop because of what happened but it is hard to go on as if nothing is happening. It feels ignorant to just move on. But what would happen if we stopped for every tragedy? Wouldn't the world always be at a standstill? When you are in the middle of if all you hope and pray that people out there remember about you and will help. But when you are outside of it, you give money, donate some supplies and hope someone else will help those people otherwise. The show must go on. You have to go to work, you have to go to school. You probably shouldn't stop seeing your friends or doing fun things or working out. It's the hard reality of the world, while somewhere someone is in pain and needs help, elsewhere people are going on about their lives. Are they bad people even if they donate? What should they be doing?

Lindsay

So what I am wondering is why does Lindsay insist on wearing sexy secretary outfits to court. Does she just want us to talk about her? Has she heard from someone that the judge likes women dressed in sexy clothes? Am I watching too many courtroom TV shows?

WANTED

WHAT: Sunshine.

DESCRIPTION: warm, soothing, bright, calming, delightful.

WHEN: Immediately

Babies and Hats

What happened to parents dressing their babies for winter? I mean just because they cannot walk or talk it does not mean that they don't need hats, scarves and mittens. It seriously makes me mad when I see tiny little babies with no hats and exposed necks while everything around is covered in snow and the wind is blowing and the parents are dressed in their puffiest puffy jacket and they're wearing hats and scarves and mittens! It should be legal for others to smack those people in the face with a cast iron pan. I know that people don't like others to tell them how to parent and I understand why but sometimes it seems like they're just asking for strangers to intervene for the good of the society.

If I what? Then you'll what?

I was a teenager when this song came out. I was their target audience. I didn't understand what the song was about. I mean I understood one meaning of those words but I thought it couldn't possibly be about that. They wouldn't play a song about that during daytime on a tween/teen tv show. As it turns out, they did.

Juicing

Yeah I juice! Well, I do drink juice occasionally. I also eat meat quite regularly, does that mean I meat? I adore cheese, so I guess I cheese as well. I tea and water several times a day. I try to egg regularly but I like my eggs fancy so sometimes I am to lazy to make them. But almost every day since I was little, I have sandwiched. I sandwich all the time, in all sorts of ways. Open faced, closed, cold, and warm. Doubles, triples, you name it, I sandwich it.

I mean seriously though, I hate the term "juicing", just say you drink juice.

The tale of a lonely sock

One always goes missing.

Always together you and I

we were a team

I went where you did and you where I

until one day it all changed.

Washing machine, that evil thing

it's filled with trolls- everyone knows.

I came back home and you were gone

never again did I see you.

Alone, forever, in this cold drawer.

Wombat

Wombats are adorable. I want one.

Red Not-All-That-Hot

A lot of people were loving Jennifer Lawrence's dress on the red carpet. It was from Calvin Klein Collection which had a lot success on past red carpets during this award season. I gotta say I don't agree. I mean she looked great, sexy not slutty and age appropriate ( I think, I don't actually know how old she is, I'll look it up later, but she looks young and the dress is young). The dress is also nice, but if she wore that dress to the beach she would still look appropriate and you don't want your Oscars dress to work as a beach dress too. I like that the dress is simple, Jennifer has the kind of body that allows her to make simple become sexy. I do not like the top though. It's all in the cut, I think it looks like a Jersey maxi dress you would throw over your bikini (the top of it, the rest of the dress hugs her body just right). I wish it was a sort of a V-neck or had wide straps or something...else. Overall it was a great look but the top just made it a bit too casual looking for me.