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*I couldn't think of a Superman sidekick so you have to settle for Batman's main man, they're all basically the same.
Showing posts with label stupid. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stupid. Show all posts
Sunday, August 7, 2011
Look for Soulja Boy in the plane seat near you
It was a mystery that captivated millions of people for ages...did Soulja Boy really get a $55 mil. jet? Today I can say with some certainty that he did not.This all according to his representative. In fact our dear friend (this is the second time I write about him so we're basically best friends) actually owes around $26,000 to the state of California in back taxes AND he JUST paid off a $3,571 lien in Mississippi AND one of his homes was foreclosed on. Basically the guy is all talk no game. G5 status wannabe but he ain't even a simple G, yeah yeah. I'm basically the best rapper in the world, word up yo! He probably can't even Robin a hoe much less Superman her!*
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
What's in my purse?
Who cares? Why?
I do not know the answer to that question but I do know that I absolutely love watching those videos. I can spend hours watching some ditsy girl take out her hair brush and phone out of her purse and give me more information about those items than I would ever need or care for. Sadly, I have seen so many of those videos that the only ones left are hosted by over-made up-Maxim-model-wannabes with no soul or personality or little 13 year old that like totally doesn't remember where she like got that bobby pin from or like has like this totally cool story that she remembered when she saw one of the items in her purse but like she can't tell it because it was like totally one of those you had to be there moments but it was really funny.
Recently, when I was searching for some of these peculiarly interesting videos I noticed that about half of the results had thumbnails with girls looking into space. This made me happy. Sure you can have thousands of people watch you unpack the contents of your purse, but can carry a thought without having to strenuously think about the correct word every five seconds? No? of course you can't, you have a cute purse, lots of make up and rich parents why would you even need to learn more than a hundred words in your lifetime? That's like totally umm...*looks into space*...unnecessary!
I do not know the answer to that question but I do know that I absolutely love watching those videos. I can spend hours watching some ditsy girl take out her hair brush and phone out of her purse and give me more information about those items than I would ever need or care for. Sadly, I have seen so many of those videos that the only ones left are hosted by over-made up-Maxim-model-wannabes with no soul or personality or little 13 year old that like totally doesn't remember where she like got that bobby pin from or like has like this totally cool story that she remembered when she saw one of the items in her purse but like she can't tell it because it was like totally one of those you had to be there moments but it was really funny.
Recently, when I was searching for some of these peculiarly interesting videos I noticed that about half of the results had thumbnails with girls looking into space. This made me happy. Sure you can have thousands of people watch you unpack the contents of your purse, but can carry a thought without having to strenuously think about the correct word every five seconds? No? of course you can't, you have a cute purse, lots of make up and rich parents why would you even need to learn more than a hundred words in your lifetime? That's like totally umm...*looks into space*...unnecessary!
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Billy Ray
So... Billy Ray Cyrus called off his divorce and now is saying that he and his daughter have a great relationship? I'm sorry, he's married to his daughter?!?! Well he obviously isn't but why does his relationship with his child have any sort of bearing on his marriage? That is creepy. Since when do issues between one parent and a child are what causes divorce (not counting abuse etc etc)? Parents should not be allowed to cash in on their kids' fame money, because when mommy and daddy say "You're grounded" the child can say "You're evicted" and that is just messed up.
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Chris Brown
Dear Chris Brown,
You effed up, big time. What you did that february, wasn't just a small stupid "thing" that happened. It was serious. Sure, you are young and hormonal and high strung and sometimes people your age do really stupid things they later regret and it doesn't mean that that one action should define what sort of person they will become in the futre, but this doesn't mean that people will just forget it and move on. Women have been killed by abusive mates. So as you see, this is a serious issue that envokes really strong feelings from people. You are the one that needs to get over it. Can you apologize for it enough? No, no you cannot, you should be thankful for every chance you get to apologize. This isn't just about your ex gf anymore, this is also about all female victims of abuse. You are the one that fucked up, you are the one that did something very very wrong and you are the one that is dealing with this
in the most immature way possible. You need to sit there, answer some questions (even if your answer is "I really don't want to talk about this anymore, I made a big mistake and I am trying to move on") Smashing a window only shows us that you really don't know how to deal with your anger, and although it doesn't necessairly indicate that you will beat up another woman, but you probably will do a lot more very stupid things in the future and your "I'm still young" excuse is a little past expiry date.
You effed up, big time. What you did that february, wasn't just a small stupid "thing" that happened. It was serious. Sure, you are young and hormonal and high strung and sometimes people your age do really stupid things they later regret and it doesn't mean that that one action should define what sort of person they will become in the futre, but this doesn't mean that people will just forget it and move on. Women have been killed by abusive mates. So as you see, this is a serious issue that envokes really strong feelings from people. You are the one that needs to get over it. Can you apologize for it enough? No, no you cannot, you should be thankful for every chance you get to apologize. This isn't just about your ex gf anymore, this is also about all female victims of abuse. You are the one that fucked up, you are the one that did something very very wrong and you are the one that is dealing with this
in the most immature way possible. You need to sit there, answer some questions (even if your answer is "I really don't want to talk about this anymore, I made a big mistake and I am trying to move on") Smashing a window only shows us that you really don't know how to deal with your anger, and although it doesn't necessairly indicate that you will beat up another woman, but you probably will do a lot more very stupid things in the future and your "I'm still young" excuse is a little past expiry date.
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
Babies and Hats
What happened to parents dressing their babies for winter? I mean just because they cannot walk or talk it does not mean that they don't need hats, scarves and mittens. It seriously makes me mad when I see tiny little babies with no hats and exposed necks while everything around is covered in snow and the wind is blowing and the parents are dressed in their puffiest puffy jacket and they're wearing hats and scarves and mittens! It should be legal for others to smack those people in the face with a cast iron pan. I know that people don't like others to tell them how to parent and I understand why but sometimes it seems like they're just asking for strangers to intervene for the good of the society.
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