This is my favorite picture in the world right now. Everything about it is perfect.
Friday, April 29, 2011
Monday, April 18, 2011
The Weather Channel
My mom loves the weather channel. She can watch it all day. I don't know if she doesn't realize that it is replayed every ten minutes or just forgets what it said ten minutes ago or what but if you try to change the channel when she is watching it (and has been for about 45 minutes) she will cut you!
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
WANTED
These shoes are fabulous! I don't care from how many seasons ago they are! I WANT THEM! I will be starting a paypal donate account so that complete strangers can contribute to my AWESOME Shoes Fund. (That is a lie, I will not be doing that, but let's pretend that I will so that I can imagine that there is a possibility of me owning a pair of these at some point)Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Just like heaven
Show me how you do that trick, the one that makes me scream, he said,
the one that makes me laugh, he said, and threw his arms around my neck,
show me how you do it and
I promise you, I promise that I'll run away with you, I'll run away with you...
.... You're just like a dream, you're just like a dream...
....You, Just like Heaven.
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
What's in my purse?
Who cares? Why?
I do not know the answer to that question but I do know that I absolutely love watching those videos. I can spend hours watching some ditsy girl take out her hair brush and phone out of her purse and give me more information about those items than I would ever need or care for. Sadly, I have seen so many of those videos that the only ones left are hosted by over-made up-Maxim-model-wannabes with no soul or personality or little 13 year old that like totally doesn't remember where she like got that bobby pin from or like has like this totally cool story that she remembered when she saw one of the items in her purse but like she can't tell it because it was like totally one of those you had to be there moments but it was really funny.
Recently, when I was searching for some of these peculiarly interesting videos I noticed that about half of the results had thumbnails with girls looking into space. This made me happy. Sure you can have thousands of people watch you unpack the contents of your purse, but can carry a thought without having to strenuously think about the correct word every five seconds? No? of course you can't, you have a cute purse, lots of make up and rich parents why would you even need to learn more than a hundred words in your lifetime? That's like totally umm...*looks into space*...unnecessary!
I do not know the answer to that question but I do know that I absolutely love watching those videos. I can spend hours watching some ditsy girl take out her hair brush and phone out of her purse and give me more information about those items than I would ever need or care for. Sadly, I have seen so many of those videos that the only ones left are hosted by over-made up-Maxim-model-wannabes with no soul or personality or little 13 year old that like totally doesn't remember where she like got that bobby pin from or like has like this totally cool story that she remembered when she saw one of the items in her purse but like she can't tell it because it was like totally one of those you had to be there moments but it was really funny.
Recently, when I was searching for some of these peculiarly interesting videos I noticed that about half of the results had thumbnails with girls looking into space. This made me happy. Sure you can have thousands of people watch you unpack the contents of your purse, but can carry a thought without having to strenuously think about the correct word every five seconds? No? of course you can't, you have a cute purse, lots of make up and rich parents why would you even need to learn more than a hundred words in your lifetime? That's like totally umm...*looks into space*...unnecessary!
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Billy Ray
So... Billy Ray Cyrus called off his divorce and now is saying that he and his daughter have a great relationship? I'm sorry, he's married to his daughter?!?! Well he obviously isn't but why does his relationship with his child have any sort of bearing on his marriage? That is creepy. Since when do issues between one parent and a child are what causes divorce (not counting abuse etc etc)? Parents should not be allowed to cash in on their kids' fame money, because when mommy and daddy say "You're grounded" the child can say "You're evicted" and that is just messed up.
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Chris Brown
Dear Chris Brown,
You effed up, big time. What you did that february, wasn't just a small stupid "thing" that happened. It was serious. Sure, you are young and hormonal and high strung and sometimes people your age do really stupid things they later regret and it doesn't mean that that one action should define what sort of person they will become in the futre, but this doesn't mean that people will just forget it and move on. Women have been killed by abusive mates. So as you see, this is a serious issue that envokes really strong feelings from people. You are the one that needs to get over it. Can you apologize for it enough? No, no you cannot, you should be thankful for every chance you get to apologize. This isn't just about your ex gf anymore, this is also about all female victims of abuse. You are the one that fucked up, you are the one that did something very very wrong and you are the one that is dealing with this
in the most immature way possible. You need to sit there, answer some questions (even if your answer is "I really don't want to talk about this anymore, I made a big mistake and I am trying to move on") Smashing a window only shows us that you really don't know how to deal with your anger, and although it doesn't necessairly indicate that you will beat up another woman, but you probably will do a lot more very stupid things in the future and your "I'm still young" excuse is a little past expiry date.
You effed up, big time. What you did that february, wasn't just a small stupid "thing" that happened. It was serious. Sure, you are young and hormonal and high strung and sometimes people your age do really stupid things they later regret and it doesn't mean that that one action should define what sort of person they will become in the futre, but this doesn't mean that people will just forget it and move on. Women have been killed by abusive mates. So as you see, this is a serious issue that envokes really strong feelings from people. You are the one that needs to get over it. Can you apologize for it enough? No, no you cannot, you should be thankful for every chance you get to apologize. This isn't just about your ex gf anymore, this is also about all female victims of abuse. You are the one that fucked up, you are the one that did something very very wrong and you are the one that is dealing with this
in the most immature way possible. You need to sit there, answer some questions (even if your answer is "I really don't want to talk about this anymore, I made a big mistake and I am trying to move on") Smashing a window only shows us that you really don't know how to deal with your anger, and although it doesn't necessairly indicate that you will beat up another woman, but you probably will do a lot more very stupid things in the future and your "I'm still young" excuse is a little past expiry date.
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